Tuesday, November 16, 2010

MY new school

Wow my first day at my new school gone well , i met many new friend from other country and from my calculation there's only 2 Kuala Lumpur pupils there ! That me and Faqier , he quite a smart boy but i never give up and never say never . I will try my best to defeat him in every subject ! But i failed in one thing ........ that population . Who care about population in school it don't even help us in any subject or study . From all the typing , i forgot to mention about my new school name . It M.A.R.A Junior Science Collage ....... Tumpat ! Muahahha

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Ex-senior

Ex-senior is the lazyest pengawas ever do you know it . The lists what those Ex-Senior had done bad :
1.) Eating in class
2.) Lazy during Duty
3.) Never help Junior
4.) Gossip
5.) Hate Junior
6.) Skipping duty
7.) Being innocent infront , but being bad from back
8.) Same attitude as bad student
9.) Not being helpfull
10.) BEING STUPID !!!

Senior

Senior in pengawas i think is better that ex-senior .But only one is with problem , Angeline Tan . I don't know why she want to be a pengawas . She always with his boyfriend , and always lacking lazy during duty . She always hang out with his boyfriend and do something personal . ==! I think she will tell all the pengawas secret to his boyfriend , that terrible the world school or somethings end will be near ........ i don't care . =="

AJK Pengawas

AJK Pengawas in Chong Hwa is very lousy . I hate the most is AJK Kumpulan 4 , her name is Tan Yi Jiun . She always saying rude things , and always break the school rules , i think she doesn't have the right to be an AJK . Who choose her to be AJK , worse decision ever ! Thivyashini , i think shes fine , i like her ways treated the JUNIOR ! Wong Khar Chun is better than Yi Jiun , even thought he active in sport , but he can't be too active or he will be same with the other student . Lastly my AJK , his fine althought when i say hi with him he will never reply me . I think some time he is a JERK but its ok too me . I'm still think he is the best AJK for me , because he treat me well and sometime funny !

WARNING : Do not let Yi Jiun READ This !

My Ketua Pengawas Guo Jin !

Guo Jin is my Ketua Pengawas , he now 14 years old . He is a smart student in school , and very hardworking student . When he wear his tie he will never take it off if there are PJK or going back home . Althought he have a weight issue , but that what make him strong , not like Lau Vincent morning section Ketua Pengawas . He is very lousy , always pull his tie lower . Althought he is in a good class. But i think Guo Jin has the right to be Ketua Pengawas .

Chong Hwa Suck

I hate Chong Hwa because it is boring there . The Ustazah that teach me Agama very fierce , i hate that teacher the most ! Then my classmate all so stupid and idiot ! The pengawas is the same too . They say we Junior is the lazyest , but no that all wrong . I always saw senior and ex- senior stay at one place and hang out there ! That made it right that they are lazy ! Then the Headmaster & his P.A ( Personal Assistant ) is also so firm . Why do i need to be in this stupid school !

Friday, April 23, 2010

I hate high school

I hate my high school , because when i go there my friend had change my situation have change too , my lovely teacher have also change ! I hate my high school ! I hope that there are a school like Mun Yee , I missed Mun Yee if i can go back to time , i want to go to the time when i was 12 years old ! Because i had a very sweet memory when i was years 6 , i had 5A in UPSR , i can be near to the people i like , i can meet my dear teacher and also pizza don't forget pizza !

Lim Zhong Xian is going wild !

Last Thursday Lim Zhong Xian have gone wild . When i mean wild that is Bian Tai , Yam and bad . At class he always told us about sex thing , i think he is addict to this kind of thinggy . So weird , he always say that he watch free sex video website , that he found in GOOGLE! Curse you google ! Then , he teach me how to wear komden , and he said that komden has flavour because its for hisap konek , Crazy or not ! He say that he want to do sex with Emma LOL ! Stupidnya , because i thought only Tan Yann Shawn change but i can't believe it my own bestfriend change because of this come on ! I'm angry or him because he said that he will break up our friendship if i stop him from watching Hampin ! Sohai lah you !

Left 4 Dead vs Left 4 Dead 2

Left 4 Dead is the best pc game i ever play . I play this game when i was 12 . This game is very epic . I very enjoy playing it , i always play it at the CyberCafe .

Character : Francis , Bill , Zoey , Louis

Special infected : Tank , Hunter , Smoker , Witch & Bommer

Location : No Mercy , Crash Course , Death Toll , Dead Air , Blood Harvest , The Last Stand


Left 4 Dead 2 is the best pc game i ever play too , i prefer left 4 dead 2 that left 4 dead . The game is very realistic , epic and amazing . When i play it feel like whao , f**k this best game !

Character : Nick , Elis , Coach and Rochelle

Special Infected : Tank , Hunter , Smoker , Witch , Bommer , Jockey , Charger , Spitter .

Location : Dead Center , The Passing , Dark Carnival , Swamp Fever , Hard Rain & The Parish



Thursday, April 22, 2010

Ben 10 and Ben 10 Alien Force


Do you know that i'm a ben 10 fans when i was 10 . Ha ha everyone have a fans of something don't tell me that you don't . I watch all ben 10 episode even the movie ! Ben 10 race againts time suck but ben 10 secret of the omitrix is best ! If you watch ben 10 now , you will feel suck because it always play the same episode ! But the aliens is fine , i prefer Heatblast , XLR8 , Fourarms , Diamondhead and Upgrade !



BEN 10 Alien Force is my favourite because it not childish ! This is ben when he became teenager . For some reason he is in love with Julie Yamamoto . He also have a new team that is Kevin 11 and Gwen . It is better that Max and little Gwen . The new Alien i prefer is Jetray , Goop , Bigchill and Humangosour !

Ghost caught on camera !


Do you believe on ghost ? If you believe that mean you scare of it ! Ha ha , this is the ghost that been caught , maybe ?But i think its not real , because it seen like a sawdust or something ! It is blue that is the strange part , and we cannot believe in ghost or they will hunt for us . If you read this and you get scare , don't blame me blame the soceity ! Haha , i think you guy will scare and hde behing your mummy ! or mumia !

RAW + SMACKDOWN = Fake !


WWE is fake do you know it , it is terrible for people to watch it . Only dumbass watch it , i'm actually fall for that last year ! I'm very stupid for watching it ! Do you want the proof of the WWE fakeness ! Here the proof !







Do you still want to watch it , althought it is fake the F**K YOU !

Song

I'm already change my blogspot song into some other new song ! Including Love Story , Mr Lonely , I'm Yours , Crush and Korean song ! Take you time to listen to it !

The best Korean drama ever !



Chuno is the best Korean drama i ever watch ! Chuno follow the story of Lee Daegil , a man of high birth whose family was ruined when Won Kin Yong , a slave , burnt down his house and escape with his sister , Un Nyun , who was i n love with Lee Daegil . Driven by his desire for revenge , he survived his harsh years on the street and made his name as slave hunter , dedicated in his pursuit to find Un Nyun , his first and only love . Song Taeha is a General of the army who become a slave after being falsely accused of a crime that he didn't commit , and find himself on the run of Daegil relentless pursuit . Both men become entangled in love with triangle Un Nyun , who is no longer a runaway slave , but Kim Hye Won , a nobleman's daugther !







This drama is very Epic !

Thursday, April 15, 2010

100 Post!

Yippiy i'm actually post hundreds of post !

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Lim Zi Chuen love Tan Bee Kee PROOF !

This is the proof that Lim Zi Chuen ! When the first time i write the story of Tan Bee Kee Pokai , this is what he say to me :

Lim Zi Chuen : shut up !ur blog became more worst ... and ur news is very very bad now......u keep tell bad things of your frens ...tats RUDE!!! clean this mess up ... i hate your assed to be sure you are stupid idiot ! If you still write bad things about Bee Kee ! A.K.A my girlfriend , you are gonna died over my dead body ! Remember that , she my girlfriend !

Hakim : ............. You know what if you still said me bad thing i will fuck you to death . Got it !

Lim Zi Chuen : Got it !

Friday, March 12, 2010

you must see this

Chong Hwa OG

Chong Hwa OG ( Original Gangster ) is worst student i ever seen i myy freaking stupid life . Do you all agree ?

Everybody : Yes !!!!

I'm sick of being treated like a slave at there , no i not , haha , just kidding , but seriously .The OG there always think that they are bigger that us , yes they do, and i agree !Oh yeah , you guys know that people who go to Chong Hwa will end up like this

New student : Hi i'm a nerd who like to study badass i like . And i looking for a partner .

Gangster : I'm will become you partner !

A hour later



And that what happend !

Slow murder

Badass like !

Hi this is Hakim speaking badass like . And to i gonna talk about loveee No i mean People In Mun Yee to Chong Hwa is becoming a Badass like thinggy ! The one that i mean is you Lim Yen Peng !

Hakim : You Lim Yen Peng !

Yen Peng : Me !

Hakim : Yeah you ! Who else that i'm talking to , to a monkey !

Monkey : Uuuakkaka guakkakak

Yen Peng : Yeah ..... And what you think you so good with the ugly face of you . JERK!

Hakim : Yeah , and my face is not ugly its pretty ! So on you are being a meanless unstable rioty madness JERK In school too !

Kah Seng : SHUT UP !

Hakim : ok...

Yen Peng : Why can't i be a meanless unstable rioty madness JERK . You asshole , in tomorrow in school i'm going to bring a Shot Gun or AK 47 or something to kill you!

Hakim : Oh yeah ! Bring it on girl . I will take my Bazooka and amming to you small creepy head and shoot it when nobody is seeing !

Yen Peng : You dare !

Hakim : Yes i dare you son of the b*tch.

Yen Peng : Arrgghh Help there are a assasin tried to kill me .
TEE HEE

Riot

Today News is Chong Hwa having a crisis of Riot ! People in Chong Hwa is going mad i say mad .They are insane , all the Gangstar in chong hwa is going crazy , all the nerd in chong hwa is going jockey , all the . Teachers in Chong Hwa is going childish . What is going on , acording to my research , the thing that starting the riot is the Pengawas . The pengawas is making an antidote that can made somethings or some one become unstable and going to infect to another people if they had become good friend .The only things that can stop this madness is another stupid antidote . The another antidote is is is is arrghh Help i'm being Attack HELLLP !

Tan Yann Shawn is in Book World of Record !

This is a Hot News about Tan Yann Shawn , you all must know . Everybody please please please read this Greatest , Hotest , maximum News . Tan Yann Shawn Lan Jiao 毛 is 100cm long !

TEE HEE

Koh Ai Jin and Tan Co Co

Today news is about the relationship of Koh Ai Jin and Tan Co Co . Koh Ai Jin is deeply in love with Tan Co Co and nobody can stop this angrybear from being in love . A guy named Tan Yann Shawn tried to stop the madness of Koh Ai Jin . Come on she a girl and Tan Co Co also a girl , how come this is Lesbian we are talking , LESBIAN . This is insane ! Call the police , FBI , soldier or what ever , the things i know is let stop this madness ang go to sleep !

TEE HEE

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Tan Bee Kee Pokai !

Today news is , Tan Bee Kee a girl in chong hwa , that had been crush by Kevin Pek Yu Meng . She had felt into the DRAIN how ashammed is that !
This is what all the people around the world comment .

China : 她pokai跌进longkang sohai 好笑.

Malaysia : Ha Ha Ha ! Budak kesian tu dia jatuh ke dlm longkang babi !

America : She felt into the stupid drain , and she wet her self in the stupid drain, how stupid is that

Japan : Aligato

India : Nandree

Korea : Bla Bla Bla

Jakarta : dia si menjatuhi ke dalaman longkang si doh !

Today new had over bye !
TEE HEE

Tan Yann Shaw love Lim Zhong Xian

Hi , Today i want to tell you guys that Tan Yann Shawn and Lim Zhong Xian is finally getting married . Ha Ha , just kidding , But Seriously . I had a little talk with the bride , and this what he said .

Tan Yann Shawn : I love Zhong Xian forever and ever and ever and ever . No comment!

Lim Zhong Xian : Help me ! Help me ! I was force to do this thinggy by Shawn or else he will kill my wife Emma Chiah Wan Mei !

This is Hakim in today news !

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

High School !

Hi , today i want to talk about a topic name High School !Thefirst day in High School is like my first day in a police station . Do you know that i have gain a knowledge , a tiny small knowledge . I had assummed that when i was in a primary school i had learn that 1 + 1 = 3 . Now had know the real answer that 1 + 1 = is not 3 but 1 + 1 = 4 . Below is something i had learn in high school :

Grammar
1. I'm a boy . ( In high school i had learn to make a 5 years old sentences )

Mathematik
1. 1 + 1 = 4
2. 3 + 2 = 50 ( In high school i get number 2 in Mathematik . Count from behind )
3. 6 + 8 = 19

作文
我的名字叫哈金,完。
I am very HAPPY to have such a great brain , when i grow up i can become a teacher father .
TEE HEE !

2010

Hi my name is Hakim , i know you all been thinking why i doesn't write anythings in my blog for so long . That is because 2009 is such a Platupushit , every bad things had happen example : Michael Jackson Dead , His DEAD ! and also my pet Jerry had die because of Tom threwing a knife to him . Poor Jerry peace !! Another things to say why 2009 suck it is because of the goverment , go to die lah U . And another bad thing that happend in 2009 is , I'm going to High School how terrible is that . Think of the bully , the the bully brother bullying that is Horseshit !

I already said what the bad things happend in 2009 , now let talk about good thing like , Michael Jackson is finally REBORN .

TEE HEE