Halloween

Hi , i want to ask you . Do you know what is Halloween , Yeah it is a good candy , scare people to die day . I never celebate it before because Malaysia does't have a Halloween day , or do there . So went Halloween came every teenagers and adults will go Trick or Treat to the nearby neighborhood , door to door , house to house and window to window , while the kids stay home and wait for the adults and teenagers to Trick and Treat . Halloween festival is an idea came from a man name Halloween . Halloween always go to other people house to gave they all candy and maid a illness call TOOTH DISEASE !! Start from that day , people came to halloween and gave he a pounder so call : Knuckle Sandwich . Halloween die at that day , and he have a revenge to every one . He set a curse the people to eats a lot of Candy on Halloween day , start from today on Halloween day every one will eats Candys for no stop until Halloween is finish . And that why people always have toothache .

Form 1

I hear some one say that they don't want to be a form 1 student . But i say , why do you want to be a stupid kids or unfun kids , while you have a choise to become a Teenagers . Also i don't like to be a kids for ever , i want to grow up and become a Teenagers , then become a grow up . becoming a teenagers is fun , nobody will bossing you around , you can bully the kids , you can smoke , you can be a fun person and so on . Soon we all gonna be a teenagers , includes me . So i want you all to think again , is being a stupid , weak and dumbass kids or being a cool , grow up and fun teenagers ( i want you all to become a teenagers ) is good .

Shawn Michael vs Michael Jacksons final part

When Shawn Michael realize that he kick a ppop queen . He quickly use his ( Swap Cool Musical ) and kick his own face . The End !

Shawn Michael vs Michael Jacksons Part1

Do you ever heard a wrestler name Shawn Michael . And do you know who he is . Yeah !
M.J.R.R ( Michael Jacksons Relationship Rival ) . Michael Jacksons was a wrestler before !!!!!!!!!!! maybe ? He defeated Shawn Michael with his barely hand !! with the help of his bodyguard , Then Shawn Michael a.k.a HBK have a revenge toward Michael Jacksons a.k.a MJ .
On day at the bus stop , Michael Jacksons want to take a bus to Malaysia , suddenly Shawn Michael attack form nowhere uses his ( Swap Cool Musical ) to kick Michael Jacksons in the face . Michael fainted and fall to the ground ! with a pillow .

Earphone !!

Hi , do you ever own or have a earphone . And do you know what earphone made of , NO ! And today i gonna tell you something about earphone . There are many type of earphone example : Mega earphone , Lady GaGa earphone , cat earphone , telefon earphone , publicphone earphone , wood earphone , metal earphone and earwax earphone . And do you know that when you wear a earphone you will make a loud , noisy sound like bip bip bip . This may disturb other innocent people , and tis may cause harm to people like causes death , deaf , HIV ,obetisis , gay virus , lesbian virus and causes blind . So want you all to stop using the earphone , don't use the earphone unless you want to hurt somebody or your rival . Set the speaker volume to maximum , with this people will be happy and never ever ever got sick .

A message to all haters !! part 2

Do you ever post a message in blogspot , and there are bunch of people that call haters . They always leave a mean comment to all of us . But nobody hate all the thing i write in blogspot you know , nobody hates Hakim blogspot .

Kevin : Excuse me but i dont like your blogspot .

Hakim : You know except him .

White Coffee : I hate you !

Hakim : And her ...

White Coffee : You so suck .

Comic and Manga Reader : I hate all the thing you write in your blog , i hate every single one of

them , you know why cause you asian .

Hakim : ......................... T_T

JusT_Time : I think i want to throw a riceball to you and hit you in the face .

JusT_Time : The Digimon Tamer is the worst song i ever heard in my freaking life .

siewmeitheng : Argh !!! You so ugly who ever want to date you .


I just kidding , hate comment they does't border me anymore , in fact sometime it very funny .
They all like : " lame la U , someone write this boring story , I hate u <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>
And i like : " What does't he just say ??"

A romantic story Final episode : Good bye !

Emma say : " Quick give me your blade and sword . THIS IS MY FIGHT !!! ." Emma use Siew Lee and Zhi Jun weapon , combine it into a golden sword . The sword contains a powerfull magic that can make the sword become all the element . The monster use his other hand to attack Emma , but Emma is fastest as a wind . She quickly use the sword to become a fire sword then stab the monster head . But unfortunately the monster head is as thick as a metal . It hard to defeat the monster now . Emma have to use all of the sword element Fire , Water , Earth , Wind , Blizzard to attack the monster . Emma target is the monster heart , Emma run faster as she can to get to the monster heart part . Unfortunately , the monster hand came and grab Emma then throw Emma toward the ground . Emma have suffer the painest that the monster made . When Xian wake up and what the monster done to Emma . He felt very angry , Xian use his powerfull final attack of all time the EXPLOSION to tried to kill the monster . Xian run to the monster and jump inside the monster mouth , Xian sacrifice him self to save all of his friend . Xian last word : " astalabista babe " . A powerfull explosion have been in side of the monster body . Then the monster have explode and become into pieces . The monster finally dead . There only left Shawn , Siew Lee and Zhi Jun and the doctor and nurse ?? Then the Siew Lee and Zhi Jun war nobody win or lose . Shawn , Siew Lee and Zhi Jun are does't have any relationship after the fight . They live on their own ways now .

WARNING : Remember this is just a story , not that i want to curse you or something .

TEE HEE !

A romantic story : A monster came from nowhere !

Start from that day , Zhi Jun have a crush toward Xian . Xian feeling very toward Zhi Jun because he already have Emma . Suddenly , a giant hand come from no where attack Xian . Xian crash to the wall and fainted . Shawn then started to cry . Siew Lee and Zhi Jun have teanwork to defeat the giant hand. They take out their weapon , Siew Lee blade , Zhi Jun sword . Siew Lee use his blade , tried to go near the giant hand , but unfortunate Siew Lee does't fully recover . Zhi Jun saved Siew Lee life before she is being splat . The giant hand keep attacking and does't stop . Suddenly a thousand of kunai and shuriken come from a girl name Emma , the kunai and shuriken hit the giant hand , the hand have cut into pieces . Emma introducing her self to Siew Lee and Zhi Jun . Actually , Emma is Xian wife and have kids !! Zhi Jun become so sad because she tought that Xian is single . Then came loud scream saying : " AAAHHH!! You dare cutted my hand AAAHHH !! Now you pay . " Actually the hand is a monster hand .

A romantic story : An archer name Zhong Xian .

Siew Lee blood start to flow from her body . When Shawn see it , he begin to cry . There was an archer name Zhong Xian , save Zhi Jun from being kill . Zhong Xian quickly take Siew Lee and Zhi Jun to the nearby hospital . Shawn feeling jelous of Xian because , when he carry Siew Lee and Zhi Jun he can touch them . At the hospital , a doctor name Junda and a nurse name Chai Geik has recover Siew Lee and Zhi Jun , and place them to a comfortable bed . When they wake up , they saw Xian and Shawn waiting for them at the sitting chair . Siew Lee begin to shy when seeing Shawn , Zhi Jun also felt shy when seeing Xian because Xian have saved her life from being kill from Siew Lee .

A romantic story : Yann Shawn either Zhi Jun or Siew Lee ? part 3

Then the war begin . Siew Lee use his blade while Zhi Jun is using her sword . They fight very intense , Siew Lee use her blade to stab Zhi Jun in the back . While Zhi Jun use her sword , tried to cut Siew Lee head . Siew Lee quickly run toward Zhi Jun and stab her . Zhi Jun losing a lot of blood , Zhi Jun use her sword to make an attack . Unfortunately , Zhi Jun missed . Before Siew Lee want to finished Zhi Jun an arrow from no where hit Siew Lee .

A romantic story : Yann Shawn either Zhi Jun or Siew Lee ? part 2

In the minutes , Shawn feel very happy then he begin to cry because his face begin to bruising . When Siew Lee it , she think that Shawn is very babyness , that make she feel that Shawn is very cute . When Zhi Jun saw that too , she quickly pull Siew Lee hair . Then their start to fight . Shawn beside them crying while their were fighting . Start from that day , Siew Lee begin to like Shawn and Shawn also start to like Siew Lee . And start from that day too Zhi Jun and Siew Lee are rival . 2009 Ogos 25 , Siew Lee and Zhi Jun start a war for Shawn . The winner will get a opportunity to marry with Shawn .

Teo Yi Ling

Teo Yi Ling is a daughter of our school Ajk ( i think ) . She always being so proud , some student hates him because of her lazyness and uglyness ???? When our school general sales day , she buy 40 something cupon . But she does't win anything , how unfortunate she is . She likes a boy name Lim Zhong Xian , she always saying that Lim Zhong Xian love her but don't trust her she loko .

Hot news !!

Today live news in SRJK ( C ) MUN YEE , a student name Tan Wei Ling have been slap from a teacher name teacher Lee , because of her reaction , she have been slap by the teacher . She being so rude to the teacher , when the teacher saw her reaction she begin to be angry and start slaping the student . Luckyly we are not involved , otherwise we also will be slap or splat . Suddenly , one of the fierce teacher came , she asked us that who being so rude to teacher Lee . For a while , nobody raise their hand . Then , Tan Wei Ling bravely raises her hand and admit it her the thing that she has done . This hot news is very very very ..................

Sorry this message is no longer available due to copyright

Copyright & Copy

I know i publish the copyright message , but people are just not listen . Beside copyright , the thing i hate the most is ( Copy + Paste = CopyPaste) . They just like : " I copying , you can't stop me " and i like " What The F**k " . I going to say this again to all the motherfreaking copyright & copypaste : If you still start copying me , i will F**k you to hell , remember that you son of the ..... .

TEE HEE !!

F**k mean

Hi my name is professor Hakim , and i want to made you a little less dumb from every posting . My gold is to increase the vocabulary of every kid . Today word is the word F**k . The word F**k is already generate from the word fork and arrived from the word folk which came from the word CAT . This F**k word is a good word . You can use it when you want to congratulate people example :

Student A : F**k you for winning the fatest competition .

Student B : Thank You !! F**k you too for winning the thinest competition .

You also can say this word when you want to greeting some one. Example :

People A : F**k you .

People B : F**k you too

You also can use this word to say it to your grandma . Example :

Kid : F**k you grandma

Grandma : I gonna die sooner or later . ( heart attack )

And now you have increase your knowledge , return this favor and sent this to another dumb kid , to increase their knowledge and made them a little less dumb from every posting .

THANK YOU ... TEE HEE !!

WARNING : This message is only suitable for people under 2 years old not for 80 years

and above . ( This is to avoid them from getting the heart attack )

Pwned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc

A message to all haters !!

If you'r Hater , i know that you only leave these comments , because you have no life . Suck it up you pansy , but trust me if you stop hating and start loving you'll still never amount to ANYTHING ! I hope this message offends you because i want all of you hater to get the hell out of my blog . And finally for all you haters out there , Remember.....

GO F**K YOURSELF

A romantic story : Yann Shawn either Zhi Jun or Siew Lee ? part 1

There a boy name Shawn Tan . One day , while he was in a parking place , a girl name Siew Lee came and asked Shawn : " can you sent me to my village . " When Shawn first meet that girl he quickly sing the ( You'r my beautiful girl ) . When Siew Lee heard that she quickly slap Shawn in the face . Whao that feel good . Then , Shawn ex - girlfriend Lim Zhi Jun came and saw every thing , she slap Shawn in the face too . That feel goooood ...

Melaka

Today i go to Melaka with my friend include my teacher . It is so fun there , but all the things there are expensive !! After that , i go to a restaurant to eat my lunch , unfortunately the restaurant is chinese restaurant :( . I only can eat Mc Donald , and also i am so unlucky because , the Mc Donald food them gave me are bad !! spilt soda , lost fries and the worst CHICKEN BURGER . After that , i go to a supermarket name ??? Tan Ken Hock i think , i buy a chincalok for my mother and a coconut dodol i think . After that , we get back to our bus and go back to K.L , on the way home we can play , talk , karoke , play again .

A romantic story : Yann Shawn either Zhi Jun or Siew Lee ?

One day , Siew Lee asked Shawn either she or Zhi Jun he choose . Shawn say you :)

THE END !!

Sad

Today my teacher want to choose who can acting on our school Childrenday . My teacher want to see , who want to be volenteer . Actually i want to act , but i so shy ...

A romantic story : Yann Shawn and Siew Lee

Urgh ..... stress == ...... no idea sorry wait untill 23/10/09

A romantic story : Which one is it Kevin or Xue Xuan !!! Final part forgot to say !!

Then Tan Bee Kee ....urh what to say ....urh... aaaargh ok THE END

A romantic story : Which one is it Kevin or Xue Xuan !!! Final part

Xue Xuan start to feel weak . Then got one shinny thing go to Xue Xuan eye , from that time Xue Xuan begin to have super power . Xue Xuan use his new power that he gain from the shinny thing to defeat Kevin . At first , Kevin say that he will give up but then he just pretend . Then onther shinning thing go to Kevin butt . Also that time , Kevin become more powerfull then Xue Xuan they fight for 10 hours after they getting tired . Xue Xuan feld very very weak , then for the finisher Kevin use his powerfull balang to defeat Xue Xuan . But before he does that , Xue Xuan have something to say to Kevin that is : '' I'm sorry for having a crush to Bee Kee '' , after Kevin heard that word , Kevin also want to apologize for beating Xue Xuan . Then they become friend back . Then they friend happily ever after .

THE END !! TEE HEE

NEXT STORY .... YANN SHAWN & SIEW LEE

WARNING : DON'T BE SO SERIOUS THIS IS JUST A STORY .

A romantic story : Which one is it Kevin or Xue Xuan !!! part 2

Xue Xuan face begin to become red . When Kevin see Xue Xuan condition , Kevin punch Xue Xuan in the face . Xue Xuan nose then begin to bleeding . When Bee Kee saw what happend , Bee Kee quickly use her hand to slap Kevin and cry . Bee Kee say : " don't fight because of me , i know you like me , but please don't destroy your friendship because of me '' . When kevin hear what Bee Kee said , Kevin become more fierce and keep punching Xue Xuan . When Bee Kee cry more louder , Kevin then start to slap Bee Kee face for x1000 times . Bee Kee face begin to lebam . Then Kevin use balang to beat Xue Xuan , Xue Xuan ..............

To Be Continued ....

A romantic story : Which one is it Kevin or Xue Xuan !!! part 1

I have a friends name Kevin and Xue Xuan , they are best friend . One day , a girl with a black hair , shinny eye , and a Chinese face ????? and her name is .... Tan Bee Kee !! She came to Kevin and Xue Xuan . First she asked Kevin about history , in a second Kevin head begin to have ??? then she go near to Xue Xuan and ask him about english , Xue Xuan ...............

To Be Continued !!

Kevin Pek Yu Meng

Just now at school kevin ask me to leave a message to Tan Bee Kee :

KEVIN Message : I Love You So Much T.B.K.

That its !!!

Copyright

Hi i am Hakim , i only want to say to the people that copying me that YOU ARE A .....................

Sorry this massage is no longer available due to a copyrighted claim .

Gay part 2

In other class like 6P , i heard that there also have a gay , name Tony but i still don't trust that he a Gay , he only often talk with girl so what . And then my friend say that the two Gay that is Calvin & Tony are ...... == you know what . But i still don't belive it , i wrote this down because i want to leave a message to the people that 乱乱讲 some people is Gay .

MESSAGE : F..k you A......


WARNING : I write this massage not because i want to protect the G.A.Y but for fun !!!

TEE HEE !!

Gay part 1

In my class 6K , my friend tell me that there are Gay in 6K . But i don't trust him , he say the Gay name is Clavin Low Chen Hong and his chinese name is 刘振康 .


WARNING : Calvin i think this is not true .

Exam

I thought the exam is already finish but no . Still got PKBSR 4 the last exam , then i can party all day long . But i also have to see the UPSR result if i get 3 A 2C 1B , I AM DEAD MEAT !!!

TOP TEN LOVER or SECRET !!!!! 6P

6P

Soh Yong Zhi = Emma Chiah Wan Mei

Ong Jing Hang = Tan Bee Kee , Tan Bu Kun

Nuriman = Ang Man Yuan

Umirah = Irwan

Tan Jun Ze = 黄雪妮

TOP TEN LOVER or SECRET !!!!! 6J

6J

errr ????????????????????????????????????

TOP TEN LOVER or SECRET !!!!! 6U

6U

Arif = Chu ern (6M)

Jason = Hew Li Jie

Wen Chuan = Emma Chiah Wan Mei

TOP TEN LOVER or SECRET !!!!! 6H

6H

Kevin Pek Yu Meng = Tan Bee Kee

Aathavan = Melisa , Ng Siew Yu

Ng Siew Yu = Tan Yann Shawn , ???????

Nisa Najiha = Tan Yann Shawn <- 2008

Aw Han Shen = Tan Yen Ni

Huang Qian Ling = Teh Yi Chian

Hew Li Jie = Jason

TOP TEN LOVER or SECRET !!!!!

17/10/09 - 23/10/09

TOP TEN LOVER or SECRET !!!!! 6B

6B

Lim Guey Guan = Emma Chiah Wan Mei

Teh Yi Chian = Lim Zi Heng

Lim Zi Heng = Teh Yi Chian

Tung Kuan Xin = Lim Zhi Jun

Irwan = Nisa Najiha

Lim Wai Loon = Emma Chiah Wan Mei

Chong Khai Xiang = Beh Zi Shan

启泰 = Chow Pei Yi

Chow Pei Yi = 启泰

TOP TEN LOVER or SECRET !!!!! 6K

6K

Tan Yann Shawn = Ng Siew Lee

Lim Zhong Xian = Emma Chiah Wan Mei

Junda = Heng Chai Geik , Emma Chiah Wan Mei

Hakim = Teh Yi Chian 80% , Lim Zhi Jun 20%

Lim Zi Chuen = Tan Bee Kee

Pung Qi Hao = Tung Yen Ngor

Nicholas = Emma Chiah Wan Mei

Cheng Ching Yuan = Lim Yen Peng

Tay Xue Xuan = Tan Bee Kee , Emma Chiah Wan Mei

Tan Hao Hong = Lim Zhi Jun

Emma Chiah Wan Mei = Lim Zhong Xian , Lim Guey Guan

Lim Zhi Jun = Tung Kuan Xin , Tan Yann Shawn

Heng Chai Geik = Junda , Lim Zi Qian <- ( Junda tell me )

Teo Yi Ling = Lim Zhong Xian

Low Min Ci = Tan Yann Shawn

Lim Chen Nee = 俊浩

Beh Zi Shan = Chong Khai Xiang

Tan Yen Ni = Hua Feng

Angeline Neo = Yong Liang

Siew Mei Theng = Ng Peng Feng , Cheng Ching Yuan

Law Hui Yi = 启泰

My feeling towards them

Tan Yann Shawn = 85% ( Best Friend )

Junda = 71% ( Friend )

Lim Zhong Xian = 50% ( not so friendly )

Zhi Xuan = 100% ( My best friend )

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Tan Yann Shawn = He is very 骄傲 toward me but he still my best friend .

Junda = He always think i am his henchmen .

Lim Zhong Xian = He always become a JERK toward me .

Zhi Xuan = He is my best friend . He always play with me , when i call him he will answer not
like them . <- ( yan shawn , zhong xian , junda )

TOP TEN LOVER or SECRET !!!!!

Only left one day .

Tan Yen Ni

Tan Yen Ni is a liar to me . She say she want to comment my blog after read it , but she don't event start it . I HATE YOU !! event thought she is some kind of a kebudak-budakkan .



WARNING : Tan Yen Ni should read it first .

TOP TEN LOVER or SECRET !!!!!

17/10/09 - I going to reveal 10 of the student secret or lover . That included other class

student too !!!!

Every class i will reveal 10 of the student secret or lover .

Who love who ?

Emma = Lim Guey Guan

Tan Bee Kee = Tay Xue Xuan , Yann Shawn

Junda = Chai geik

Yann Shawn = Tan Bee Kee , Ng Siew Yu

Lim Zhong Xian = Emma

Top ten : 15 / 10 / 09

Tan Bee Kee & Emma Chiah Wan Mei ........................................................... love .

Bee Kee & Emma are bestfriend . They are like sister . Bee kee always jelous of Emma because Emma telah merampas Zhong Xian from Bee Kee . Emma also jelous of Bee Kee because Bee Kee juga telah merampas Xue Xuan from Emma , oleh sebab itu Emma steal Zhong Xian from Bee Kee , and Bee Kee steal Xue Xuan from Emma .

WARNING : Emma & Bee Kee should read first .